Angelina Jolie would be stunning as Elena Lincoln
Don't get me wrong - I can't wait for the day Hollywood announces who's been cast as S and M's new poster king and queen, Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele.

But while the flurry of debate rages on, finding out who will play Elena Lincoln, aka Mrs Robinson, aka the woman responsible' for transforming Christian Grey's dark and turbulent heart into 50 shades of messed up makes my inner goddess want to perform a reverse one-and-a-half somersault with three-and-a-half twists (thanks Tom Daley).

These are the following conclusions I have come to concerning all the actresses rumoured to have been offered the part: Kim Cattrall's too obvious. Michelle Pfeiffer and Sharon Stone? A touch too old. 11140|00001db58|2a1d_Charlize-Theron.jpg

Nicole Kidman, Naomi Watts and Cate Blanchett are too reputable. Madonna can't act, Tea Leoni's too random and Nicollette Sheridan's just a flat-out no. 

I can't see Demi Moore saying yes even though she'd be brill - at least she's got some cougar experience. And although Angelina Jolie and Uma Thurman would be equally as stunning, my money's on Charlize Theron.

Her exceptional beauty has the capacity to intimidate viewers without alienating them, even while wearing Elena Lincoln's mischievous grin. But then, I wouldn't be shocked if they picked an unknown actress either.

Maybe it's better to be surprised - what do you think?

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