Wednesday, 11 May 2011

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Beverley Watts

Pippa Middleton has a very ordinary skinny little ass - what on earth is all the fuss about?

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Okay, I'm going to say it.

I just don't get why blokes are going crazy over Pippa Middleton's ass. And neither do a lot of you.

'I fail to see the asstraction! Lovely girl but a skiny, flat non existent bottom. Common all you red blooded males out there,' comments MaryA.

I'm with you, Mary. But then, we are both women - and will be accused of jealousy.

All I noticed when I watched Pippa take her first steps down the aisle at Westminster Abbey behind big sister Kate Middleton was the fact her gorgeous Alexander McQueen dress had two horizontal creases at waist level where she'd been sitting in the car.

And then I thought, 'Mmm, that's a very saucy neckline...not sure the short sleeves are quite right'.

But it seems thousands of blokes were instantly fixated by Pippa's super slim figure, her cleavage and then, when the cameras changed angle, her ass.

Twitter went crazy with posts about Pippa's 'pert' bottom, accentuated by tiny buttons down the back of her frock.

Dubbed Her Royal Hotness and described by one radio DJ as having 'the bum of an angel', Pippa became an instant sex symbol. And, astonishingly, the frenzy continues.

Okay, it's all good fun but, please...it's just a skinny little ass. 

Mine, of course, is peachy perfection (not!).

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