My first colonic
The contents of my lower intestine seems a fitting follow-up to, actually make that an improvement on, Natasha Kaplinsky’s style, and leaving no...
Skins shows how to make a teen drama without all angst...
You’ve got to admire a programme like Skins. In the first series they introduced us to Tony, one of TV's most hateful characters. Then, rather...
The real reason I hate Natasha Kaplinsky
Over the weekend, a well-known columnist in a quality tabloid wrote: “Unlike most people (mainly women) who have been slagging her off, I’m...
Kerry Katona's car crash life is painful, but strangely addictive viewing...
Why Kerry Katona is labouring under the belief that people like her because she farts I really don’t understand. Rather than endear me to...
Career highlight alert!
Was talking to Erin O’Connor’s model agency today and her “people” said - and I quote - “Well Erin IS a huge fan of yours…” OMG! So, not only...
Kerry Katona's baby shower is a less than star-studded affair...
I've just come back from Kerry Katona's baby shower. Now there's a sentence I never thought I would write. Don't worry, I'm not a family friend –...
Lily Allen turns her hand to presenting...
BBC Three has had a bit of a makeover and I'm not sure I like it. Then again I don't think it was aimed at me, at least I hope it's not. I'm...
Call the fashion police! The ladies of Hollyoaks are suffering from a severe wardrobe malfunction...
Women may bitch about the girls in Hollyoaks, but I feel sorry for them. OK, so they may be skinny and stunning, but when it comes to fashion they...
My Friday nights aren’t the same without her!
While I sympathise with the on-going grievances of the Hollywood Writers, with the glam-fest that’s usually known as the Golden Globes reduced to...
Life On Mars sequel is 80s-tastic...
I fancy Gene Hunt. There I’ve said it. I know it’s wrong, but it feels so right. I know he’s not attractive and the character is a total sexist...
Karen Dunn
Celebrity Big Brother is back and they're pulling out the big guns Kerry Katona...
Charmian Harris
It's all about skincare on this beautiful Friday...
Alison Tay
Did someone say Kermit-ment phobia?
Jess Boulton
Why I stand by my interview with MC Harvey